We haven't done one of these in a while so, why not, eh? If I remember correctly, when we last had a look at my observations while driving around the continent we were in Alberta so we'll pick things up with some of the things I've noticed in the last 5 weeks.
As we were coming through the mountains in Montana I came upon a house on some acreage out in the forest. What caught my attention was that this place was Tudor style. Excuse me but when you build a house out in the woods isn't it supposed to be log, or at the very least, rustic??? I thought the only Tudor style homes were built in Beverly Hills in the 50's.
Another curious thing I kept seeing in Montana were "No Services" signs at offramps along the interstate. The reason I say "curious" is that they were always after the beginning of the offramp. "Gee honey, I think I'll get off here and top of the gas tank . . . er, well, maybe I won't," he says as he cuts off the semi that was following close behind. You would think they would, like most states, put them before the exit.
Proof That Some People Simply Do Not Belong In Society Dept.: U.S. Highway 191 makes its way from Bozeman, MT to West Yellowstone and a portion of the highway - around 20 miles or so - passes through Yellowstone National Park. Along the way there are a few pullouts which are used mostly by folks intent on doing a little fly fishing or wildlife viewing. As we were passing through my passenger had been whining a bit so I decided to pull into one in order that she might take care of a little doggy business. As we were walking along we came upon a rather large mound of "scat". My initial though was that it must have been a pretty large animal but knew it hadn't come from a bear, deer, elk, or moose. Then I noticed the toilet paper. Some slimeball, poor excuse for a human had actually taken a crap right there on the pavement in a National Park roadside pullout. Whoever you are you were either brought up wrong or, more likely,you obviously did not get a full set of genes in the transaction that took place between your parents. You are a disgusting pig. F.O.A.D. scumbag.
Halloween must be a real big deal in Utah - though I am unclear as to why and didn't bother to ask. Decorating houses seemed to be a real big deal with giant blow-up Frankensteins and Draculas (like the giant Santas and snowmen people put out at Xmas). Plus some houses would have a dozen or more pumpkins piled up on the front porch. But what really caught my attention were the "haunted houses." Not that I ever actually saw them, just that these things must be huge and well attended because there were billboards along the interstate, all advertising different haunts (or "corn mazes" or "enchanted forests"). Whatever.
I am sure most of you have seen signs along the highways and byways featuring a leaping deer to warn of the potential for deer crossing the road. In a couple of places in Utah I encountered signs that read "Deer Migration Area Next __ Miles. Certainly different but not as strange as the sign I saw coming back into Utah from Colorado: Caution Eagles On Highway. (If it weren't for that monster trailer I haul around I would love to stop more than I have and take pics of some of these signs.)
License plate I saw the other day: NYS MIND. If you need a clue just think "Billy Joel".
Now for everybody's favorite:
Adopt A Road Signs: I was shocked that the first AAR sign in Utah (on U.S. 89 at the Wyoming/Utah stateline) was taken by the Worldwide Church of God.* I would have expected an LDS/Mormon group to have that honor, but they were next (and, commendably, various LDS wards and youth groups adopt roads all over the state as it is).
Near Salt Lake along I-15 was an section of highway adopted by "U.S.S. Dominion (Starfleet)". My best guess: a group of Trekkies.
A section of U.S. 89 near Kanab has been adopted by the Kane County Democrats and on Arizona 64, which runs from Williams to the Grand Canyon, a section has been adopted by the Grand Canyon Democrats. Conspicuous in their absence in the Adopt A Road program are the Republican clubs. Maybe they too busy tossing the trash.
On I-40 east of Williams: Anonymous. (Do they wear a disguise when they are out cleaning up the highway?)
That's it for now. Now that I spend less time wandering and stay put for long stretches I don't get to see as much odd stuff.
*(Wiki the W.C.of G just for fun. Boy have they had some problems along the way . . . not to mention a kind of, shall we say, twisted worldview. Another one of those that had to scramble when the date they'd set for the Apocalypse came and went. Idiots. We won't even get into the money scandals here - but it is all there in the Wiki if you happen to be curious.)